Instant Vacation.
Just add water, alcohol-optional.
Why Fake Drinks Club?
Booze, or no booze
You choose whether it's a cocktail or mocktail. We design every drink to work either way.
Unpretentious global flavors
Not another standard negroni. Bold, adventurous flavors you won’t find anywhere else.
Take them anywhere
Yep, even on a plane. Tiny packets fit in your pocket, bag, or glovebox.
Ready in 30 seconds
Get your time back. Spend more time doing things you love.
Made by bartenders
Twenty years combined NYC bartending experience
No mystery alcohol
No more wondering what's actually in those ready-to-drink cans
Keep going, it gets better...
How to make your drink:
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Mix 1 packet + 3 oz water
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Add 1.5 oz alcohol (or don't)
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Add ice. Chill~
3
Regular price
$16.00
A bold, juicy margarita with sweet pineapple and a kick of jalapeño.
Why you’ll love it:
- Host friends: You want to enjoy the party — not play bartender all night
- Zero bartending skills required: Your “mixologist” roommate can put away his blow torch and dry ice tonight
- Even when you’re not drinking alcohol: You deserve something better than a warm La Croix
- Treat yourself: You want something easy that still feels elevated
Instant Crowd Pleaser
Instant Crowd Pleaser
Endorsed by people with excellent taste and questionable judgement.
The world didn't need another boring drink. So we made something better.
— Jill and Keith, the bartenders behind your new favorite drinks
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